corpseandrobert:

roselastrider:

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I wore this to school today???/?yeah pretty cute but then after school when I was doing my chores my parents started calling me frauline and I was confused as to why but then I realized 

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smh

you have achieved the universal human goal of looking like julie andrews

(via e-rob-96)

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

(via netflixat3am)

rupindre:

foreveralone-lyguy:

rupindre:

My dad has 84 pairs of socks

why did you count the amount of pairs of socks that your dad has

I didn’t count, he did, then he came downstairs and announced it to the entire family

(via spitfire-godhead)

(via aznzanzwi)

(via shikseh)

gaskarths:

chrona:

helyon:

Only farmers understand these farmer meme

i dont get can someone please explain this to me wjat is a head tomato

looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

gaskarths:

chrona:

helyon:

Only farmers understand these farmer meme

i dont get can someone please explain this to me wjat is a head tomato

looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

(via kinglute)

fallingloki:

i wanna sleep for 70 years and become captain america whos with me

(via postulation)

pombity:

dramatical pixels for your blog ~!

(via kinglute)

tastefullyoffensive:

#raiseawareness #realcatshavecurves [wolfosaurus]

(via e-rob-96)

tunte:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

Humans are great

(via robo-butts)

striderbeegood:

tingletits:

notspying:

Summoning the ogrelord

he went to gods thumb and came back

Wow holes fandom way to climb out of your hole

striderbeegood:

tingletits:

notspying:

Summoning the ogrelord

he went to gods thumb and came back

Wow holes fandom way to climb out of your hole

(via loserstrider)

stoned-levi:

There can only be one.

(via bob-andrews)

stormchasing12:

red-black-diamonds:


THIS IS THAT SASSY DOG

AHMAHGOD

THIS IS THE BEST POST I’VE EVER SEEN. CAN’T BREATHE

stormchasing12:

red-black-diamonds:

THIS IS THAT SASSY DOG
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AHMAHGOD
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THIS IS THE BEST POST I’VE EVER SEEN. CAN’T BREATHE

(via the-reaganator)

baby: a....a
mom: airplane? :)
baby: *deep voice* aoba